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Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Now I'm Feeling Zombified

Name:
Andi
Birthdate:
3 September 1987
Location:
Website:
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I was born in a test tube in a lab in the middle of nowhere.
My parents were a cross between a toaster and a garbage bag.
Don't abandon me, it's so cold outside and everyone tries to throw me away, like the garbage man with his truck.


Oh yeah, and my livejournal's friends only.
'cause I'm cool like that.
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